Why I don't use a caddy:
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
you can keep your head down that long?"
move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
you think my game is improving?"
You miss the ball much closer now."
you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence."
"Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a
not a watch. It's a compass."
do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good, but personally, I prefer golf."
Number : 3
you think it's a sin to play on
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."
is the worst course I've ever played on."
isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And the Number: 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:
can't be my ball, it's too old."
been a long time since we teed off, sir."
TALK ABOUT A BAD LIE!
During his physical,
the doctor asked the
about his daily