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Subject:   Why I don't use a caddy:

Number: 10
    Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number: 9
    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

 Number: 8
    Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes. You miss the ball much closer now."

 Number: 7
    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

Number: 6
    Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number: 5
    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch.  It's a compass."

Number: 4
    Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "It's very good, but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3
    Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

 Number: 2
    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

And the Number: 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

 

 

 

TALK ABOUT A BAD LIE!


        

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand
and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer

 

 

 

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